Over 300 FUNNY Jokes to Make You Laugh! - Skip To My Lou
Over 300 FUNNY Jokes to Make You Laugh! - Skip To My Lou
Share a giggle with these funny jokes! There are over 200 short jokes that will keep you and your friends chucklesnorting all day! Plus over 100 more of the funniest jokes for holidays and even new jokes for dad to tell!
We love funnyjokes for kids! You will be able to keep friends and family laughing with this long list of the best jokes!
Have a good laugh over these clean jokes you can tell your friends and kids without getting in trouble! I hope they will think they are seriously funny jokes!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat? When it’s full.
What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes.
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
Where do you learn to make banana splits? At sundae school.
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coffin.
Why are ghosts good cheerleaders? Because they have a lot of spirit!
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game? Their bats flew away.
Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
Why are hairdressers never late for work? Because they know all the short cuts!
What is the difference between a teacher and a train? One says, “Spit out your gum,” and the other says, “Choo choo choo!”
Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
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