300 Best Dad Jokes For Kids and Adults - TODAY

300 Best Dad Jokes For Kids and Adults - TODAY

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. How about this one: Why did the belt get arrested? It held up a pair of pants.

Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He’s at the hospital waiting to be seen.

Sure, you’re probably groaning over these dad jokes, but if we have to guess,you’re chuckling, too. If that’s the case, then we’ve done our job because the whole point ofa corny one-lineristo make you shake your head while laughing at the same time.

Whether you’re a dad looking for fresh material or anyone else who appreciates abad-but-good wisecrack, you’ve landed onthedefinitive collection of dad jokes.

Fromsilly punstofunny knock-knocks, this roundup of gags is guaranteed to deliver all the laughs you’re looking for, includingjokes for kids, adults, coworkers and anyone else with a sense of humor.

Break out theseshort one-linersat work, school or at your next family gathering, because while these jokes are seriously funny, they’re alsototally cleanwith nodark humor, which means they’re appropriate for all ages and occasions.

But, first, before we get started, did you ever wonder what sort of dad tells jokes even though he doesn’t have kids? A faux pas.

Sarah Lemire is a lifestyle and entertainment reporter for TODAY based in New York City. She covers holidays, celebrities and everything in between.

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