105 Short Jokes Anyone Can Remember - Reader's Digest

105 Short Jokes Anyone Can Remember - Reader’s Digest

These short jokes are perfect for when you need a fast, funny quip

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• What do you call a pony with a cough?

• What did one hat say to the other?

You wait here. I’ll go on a head.

• What do you call a magic dog?

• What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?

• What’s orange and sounds like a carrot?

• Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

• What do you call a woman with one leg?

• What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

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