50 Hilarious Clean Jokes That Will Make You Laugh At Any Age
50 Hilarious Clean Jokes That Will Make You Laugh At Any Age
What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale.
Updated 1 year ago,November 15, 2024
These jokes fromAsk Redditare perfect for adults, kids, and everyone in between!
1.Just got attacked by 6 dwarves. Not Happy.
2.A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says, “I believe that I am a type o.”
3.You know, there’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
4.I’ll never forget my dad’s face when I gave him his 50th birthday card, tears in his eyes, as he said to me, ‘One would have done.’
5.A father was washing his car with his son and the son asked, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
6.A friend of mine is an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac. He stays up all night long wondering if there’s a dog.
7.One day, a police officer pulls a car over and sees the backseat is full of penguins. The officer tells the driver, “You can’t be doing this, you need to take these penguins to the zoo!”
The next day, the police officer pulls the same car over again, and says, “Hey! I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!” The driver says, “I did, and today I’m taking them to the movies!”
8.Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.
9.A sandwich walks into a bar, the barman says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food in here.”
10.My dad used to always say, “You should fight fire with fire!” Which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire department.
11.What did they give the guy that invented the door knocker? A No-bell prize.
12.Larry was an old piece of lasso who steps into a bar one day for a drink. The bartender looks at him suspiciously and says, “Hey, Pal, we don’t serve ropes here.”
Larry steps outside, ties himself into a clove hitch and unravels one of his ends into a feathery mess. He goes back inside and in a low voice says, “Beer, please.” Bartender says, “Hey. aren’t you that rope who was just in here?” Larry replies, “No, I’m a frayed knot.”
13.Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, “Dam.”
14.This grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, I have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper looks confused and says, “You have a drink called Irving?”
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